My what amazing...red hair...you have...

There's a conspiracy going around. Don't be frightened, just listen. I strongly believe that the big-wigs at Southern Utah University are trying their darndest to keep me in school for eternity. No joke. It may not be just me which scares me to no end. Yep, I was all set to graduate this December and move from this higher education cesspool. However, I was casually informed a few days ago that my hopes and dreams were in vain as I will be required to attend yet ONE MORE semester. I can picture me coming to the end of that "one more" semester, sitting down with my academic advisor, and being told that there was yet another oversight and I will be attending yet ANOTHER semester. Don't get me wrong. School is just peachy. But there comes a time when a person would like to move on from the meat market we like to call college. Heaven forbid I get on with it and actually get a decent paying job and adequate social life. Apparently that's too much to ask.